In what has to be the day's most surreal headline so far, Guardian contributor Sean Michaels posts a brief story about Chubby Checker's lawsuit against Hewlett Packard for using his name for their new penis measuring app.
Apparently, it's all about the shoe size!
Here's the link:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/14/chubby-checker-sues-hewlett-packard?intcmp=ILCMUSTXT9385
